go your own way

emily. you want more? better ask me.

the bestie

I am living the eternal struggle of being a country music loving surfing fan living in a small inland town in England.

The film is called It’s a Disaster. And it’s got the best ending I’ve seen in a long time.

I’m watching this movie about a bunch of dysfunctional couples stuck in a house while they wait to die as the world ends outside. And it’s really entertaining. But I can’t remember what it’s called. I only turned it on because Julia Stiles is in it but she’s the most boring character in the movie. So far.



A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me


on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea