whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

i want to go out for dinner after work but its not like the cinema i dont think i can go by myself

lea-michele:

WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE

FEELS

its-all-so-raven asked: No cinnamon pretzel.

WAH

its-all-so-raven asked: are we talking slut drops here?

i’m talking booty shaking slut dropping bump and grinding all up in yo face dancing

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

(Source: juilan)